Running away from responsibility

sleiin:

Dave with white hair is also hot imo ( o v o)b

historicallyhyperbolic:

morningthief:

sermna:

morningthief:

sermna:

Rose, who lives on the barest of means, who speaks gibberish sometimes and who once stuck her fingers in a fire and pulled them out glowing red and next time her fingers were seen they were fine but for faint circles that look like they were left by tentacles? But that’s dumb, there’s not an ocean for miles-

Can we just pretend it’s not completely embarrassing how much I love Rose going grimdark in non-Sburb situations?

Like seriously, why aren’t there more stories with Rose puking up tentacles and slick black bile in shitty apartments and trying to hide the way her hands shake until she really can’t go out at all only Eridan totally notices how she can’t even speak anymore without gritting her teeth every other word, like there’s something that keeps trying to escape and she has to try so hard to hold it in, and yeah, this dark magic business is bullshit but her moirail isn’t doing shit and someone has to step in so I mean, until her trawling though old bookshops looking for a “cure” somehow leads to her teaming up with this offensively hot computer nerd who’s got like two months until his brain explodes wow, all my ships are just kind of embarrassing, huh?

I’m seriously invested in non-Sburb Rose, particularly a Rose who flirts with the vast unknown- a Rose who, for all her studies into the cosmically horrible, has no actual clue what’s wrong with her. Sometimes she vomits gallons upon gallons of salt water, and it’s only on closer inspection that she find that it’s invested with tiny, pearl-white eggs clumped together in sticky globs. She’s unclean, so horribly, horribly unclean, but nothing can stop the tirades of gibberish and visions. Sometimes, if the lighting is right, she fancies her skin gray and her eyes black, and there’s a stab of horror at how utterly alien she is before she realizes that no, no she is fine. She dabbled in black magic and in return became messenger of the Old Ones, the horrorterrors, but she has no context in which to know them, no reason to suspect they exist aside from the tentacled arms that sometimes thrash and thrive in place of her organs.

Rose Lalonde, a dark and withdrawn curiosity, slowly falling into the dark and brackish waters in which reside the gods she never quite believed in.

also, yeah, Sollux is a staunch-nonbeliever but for the gnawing voices of the soon-to-be-deceased, but that can be chalked up to bipolar tendencies, right? No, it can’t, and he knows that but whatever, he’s got shit to do and this Lalonde girl his a huge headache bigger than his existence and it’s not like she’s attractive or anything

I really have nothing to add to this perfection, I just desperately need it on my blog.

you two lovely human beings are just giving me more and more fuel for the au i have cooking in my head and i love you for it

calibornery:

kankrivantas:

HAS IT OCCURED TO YOU THAT EVERY FOR TROLL THAT HAS GLASSES

THEIR DANCESTOR NEEDED A PAIR

EXCEPT

FOR

ERIDAN

CRONUS DOESNT WEAR GLASSES ERIDAN U SHIT THEY REALLY ARE FAKE

3D glasses with the lenses popped out confirmed as most canon cosplay prop

saderidan:

hes 13 u egg

faun-songs:

absolutely-vantastic:

offstuck????¿

breathes hEAVILY

paperpie:

Sorry for corrupting everyone’s favorite thirteen year olds.

The Aimless Renegade

he never hits anything

because he’s got no AIM

synnowen:

stop telling me i’m part of the 8ig m͇̜̩̤̭̦̦͖̽́̓̋̏̽̔̄͜͝͝ͅa̛̛̬̬̮̥̬͚̤͕͖͎͑́͋̅͋̃̊͠c̥̹̦̦̥͎͉̳̥͈̐̈́̀̓̈̀̓̚͘͠h̢̝̻̖̳͎̻̖͇̞́̈́̈́̍̿͋̈́̀̈́͘į̨̤̥̳̼̯͖̺̞͋̐̎͑͑̓͌͒̕͝ṅ̡̛̛̪͔̙̗̬͚͍͇̾̆̀͆͐̑̾ͅę̡̘̥̮̗̘̗̫̦͋̒̒̈͛̈̐̈͝͝

meuzzi:

ALPHA DAVE: yo lil man

DIRK: Sup bro.

ALPHA DAVE: happen to know that cute one over there

DIRK: That’s Jane. My classmate.

ALPHA DAVE: no, the other one

so in my au (WHICH STILL HAS NO NAME) there is only one mall so its a small world and shit oh uh dirk likes frappe ok haha ok

haha idk anymore ill stop now

(Source: kitskittle)

areu:

hair swap!! 

dirkstr:

can we just have this pls

countdown-to-the-reckoning:

crocke-r:

hey remember when I used to cosplay Jake

holy shit hottie alert

snoopdoggwithablog:

iM LAUGIHG SO HARD

(Source: mpregg)

Dave is me

Rose is Gaby

PLEASE tell me this hasn’t been done yet.

but yeah this was all I could think of when I saw this image.

(Source: jade-harly)